Monuments and Things

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This Thing: False Idols, Holy Wine and the Big Picture.

First released as a "vanity cassette pressing" in December 93. To be "Factory Retooled" in the near future. Watch for it on CD. Described as a "somber new age Andy Warhol" This Thing's first release will surely "open up brain cells that have been dead for years". Contains the Songs, Thing Stomp, Watery Love, Junk Sculpture Monument, Dashboard Venus de Milo, plus many others.

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The Book of False Idols, Holy Wine and the Big Picture

This activity book is the perfect companion to This Thing's Musical Universe. It contains dance steps, lyrics, and pictures to colour. New printing will be available concurrent to the new CD.

Watch For more artifacts as I can produce them. February, 2002.

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